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The Story of Biakabutuka:

This story starts out with a man named Ted making fun of Cheif Biakabutuka. The cheif dosn't find it very funny so he puts a curse on him. Ted has to be killed for the rest of his life by the cheif's sons, Canoe and Canuck. Find out how Ted breaks the curse, or if he does at all by going to your local movie store and renting it.

The Legend of the Sacred Lizzard:

This story is about a sacred lizzard that was stolen from the Shaolin Nation. So the Shaolin sent two of their greatest warriors to get it back. To see if they suceed and recapture the lizzard from the evil Ping Pong Pang go to your local movie store and rent it. BONUS - a friday night special on secret Shaolin training techniques.

Chicken Boy:

This story is about the chicken boy, who is half chicken and half boy. This chicken boy is pestering some people and breaks into their house. The people try to catch him and chase him all around the house. Do they catch him and call critter control? or does chicken boy escape? To find out, go to your local movie store and rent it.

Crazy Old Irish Guy:

This story is about a man who has a problem and that problem is that his problem is that he can't stand up straight. So he goes to an old blind Irish guy for help and the blind guy gives him some medicine to help him go fight a man who made fun of him. Does he defeat the man in the bow tie that made fun of him? To find out, go to your local movie store and rent it. Guest Actor: Nathan Spitz. BONUS - Booth dancing for about 3 minutes.

Two Old Escapees:

This is a very short film about two old men that ecape from THE TANBARK, which is an old folks home. They hide out at a local church to hide from the "animal spies" that they think are spying on them. To find out if they get caught, go to your local movie store and rent it.

The Golden Bear:

Two old men (possibly the escapees from Two Old Escapees? hmm.....) try to find a , you guessed it, golden bear that one of the old men's father had buried while on the run from the Shalashes. Do they find it? or is it just a big hoax? To find out, go to your local movie store and rent it.

Misshandleation of H20

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Knotingham Knotingham

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Schleeman and friends

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Goat Master (NEWEST)

This story is about 4 men that recently met each other to go exploring. While they are exploring one of them drop the oranges (their food). So they all get mad and banish off the man responsible for the dropping. The man that is banished forever becomes insane and turns into a goat. The Goat Master gets rally mad and..... well.... I guess your gonna have to rent or buy it.

SHORT FILMS:

The Rap Session:

This is kind of like a music video. We are all sitting in a

Mercedes S500 Freestyling.

Adventures

Central Bank

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Blockbuster

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Versailles

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HH Mission

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Documentaries

Cow Pies

This is a documentary of... well, Cow Pies!


	Shaolin Films \| home News and Events \| Influences \| Contact Us \| Interesting Sites \| Clips of our Movies \| Pictures \| What We Do \| What We Have Done What We Have Done Long Films The Story of Biakabutuka: This story starts out with a man named Ted making fun of Cheif Biakabutuka. The cheif dosn't find it very funny so he puts a curse on him. Ted has to be killed for the rest of his life by the cheif's sons, Canoe and Canuck. Find out how Ted breaks the curse, or if he does at all by going to your local movie store and renting it. The Legend of the Sacred Lizzard: This story is about a sacred lizzard that was stolen from the Shaolin Nation. So the Shaolin sent two of their greatest warriors to get it back. To see if they suceed and recapture the lizzard from the evil Ping Pong Pang go to your local movie store and rent it. BONUS - a friday night special on secret Shaolin training techniques. Chicken Boy: This story is about the chicken boy, who is half chicken and half boy. This chicken boy is pestering some people and breaks into their house. The people try to catch him and chase him all around the house. Do they catch him and call critter control? or does chicken boy escape? To find out, go to your local movie store and rent it. Crazy Old Irish Guy: This story is about a man who has a problem and that problem is that his problem is that he can't stand up straight. So he goes to an old blind Irish guy for help and the blind guy gives him some medicine to help him go fight a man who made fun of him. Does he defeat the man in the bow tie that made fun of him? To find out, go to your local movie store and rent it. Guest Actor: Nathan Spitz. BONUS - Booth dancing for about 3 minutes. Two Old Escapees: This is a very short film about two old men that ecape from THE TANBARK, which is an old folks home. They hide out at a local church to hide from the "animal spies" that they think are spying on them. To find out if they get caught, go to your local movie store and rent it. The Golden Bear: Two old men (possibly the escapees from Two Old Escapees? hmm.....) try to find a , you guessed it, golden bear that one of the old men's father had buried while on the run from the Shalashes. Do they find it? or is it just a big hoax? To find out, go to your local movie store and rent it. Misshandleation of H20 No Profile Knotingham Knotingham No Profile Schleeman and friends No Profile Goat Master (NEWEST) This story is about 4 men that recently met each other to go exploring. While they are exploring one of them drop the oranges (their food). So they all get mad and banish off the man responsible for the dropping. The man that is banished forever becomes insane and turns into a goat. The Goat Master gets rally mad and..... well.... I guess your gonna have to rent or buy it. SHORT FILMS: The Rap Session: This is kind of like a music video. We are all sitting in a Mercedes S500 Freestyling. Adventures Central Bank No Profile Blockbuster No Profile Versailles No Profile HH Mission Top Secret Documentaries Cow Pies This is a documentary of... well, Cow Pies!